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endlesswet:

sea sapphire

(Source: ftcreature)

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  1. dreamworks: does anybody have any ideas for a movie?
  2. everybody:
  3. dreamworks:
  4. jerry seinfeld: what about a grown woman leaving her husband of 7 years for a bee who she has fallen in love with and said bee suing the human race
  5. dreamworks:
  6. jerry seinfeld:
  7. dreamworks: sounds good
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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky)

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snafutype:

I’m so so sorry. (I’m not sorry. I’m hilarious.)

Posted 6 months ago

dcu:

The Truth about 1964:

Got you guys again with the little things. The Batcycle didn’t replace the Batmobile but the Batmobile did get an update into a sporty two-seat roadster and everything else was true.

Now for this week’s Two Truths and a Lie. The Year is 1965:

  • Green Lantern and Batman teamed up in The Brave and The Bold #59. The duo went up against the Time Commander who used a time-shifting hourglass. The Time Commander learned of Batman’s identity and threw him 24 hours into the future and Green Lantern 24 hours into the past. They foiled his plan eventually and Green Lantern’s ring took away the Time Commander’s memory of Batman’s identity.
  • Beast Boy appeared on the scene to a non-impressed Doom Patrol. The green-skinned delinquent broke into their headquarters and made a real mess of things. Fortunately he was there to foil jewel thieves who were ready to take on the Doom Patrol but didn’t count of a green eagle, a green ape, and a green god to get in their way.
  • Mera was heart broken when she found that Atlantean law said that Aquaman could only marry another Atlantean woman. Aquaman got around the law by making Mera an honorary Atlantean to pop the question. Must be good to be king.
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